By Elmer Beureguard
It's April 26th and Minnesota is getting pelted with yet another late spring snow storm. Some places getting over a foot of snow, Pelican Rapids got 18" and its still snowing. So get yourself off that lawn chair, turn it back into a snow shovel and get to it.
This of course plays right into my Second Law of Global Warming where God reminds us who actually controls the weather. You'd think a storm like this might be used as an argument against Global Warming, but they'll just call it "Climate Change"
Of course my second law of Global Warming can't happen unless the first law has taken place, where the media is saying that Global Warming is for real. What better week for God to remind that He is in control than this week, it being "Earth Week and all. All week every mainstream source of media has been spewing its propaganda on how mankind is destroying the planet by emitting the dreaded CO2.
Take it away boys!