By Elmer Beauregard
If you click on the above image it compares the North Pole Sea Ice last year on this day to today, and as you can see we still have a lot more ice now than last year at this time.
I did a Google search on "North Pole Ice" and there are 2,609 stories all saying that the North Pole will be ice free by September, it might as well be ice free right now the way they're talking.
But what if they're all wrong and Santa doesn't have to move in September, will all 2,609 columnists go back and print a retraction? I don't think so.
I am going to go out on a limb and be the only blogger in the world that is predicting that the Noth Pole will still be there in September. In fact if it goes out I'll shave my head (and I'm one of those people that doesn't look good bald). While I'm at it, I might as well sell the RV and move to Costa Rica, where people don't have to heat their homes or plow their driveways. Because if all these people are right and the North Pole melts, it's over.
Not for the planet mind you, actually I think this would be good for the planet.
I think any time you have vegetation growing where it once couldn't is a good thing. With increased warming and CO2 plants are now starting to grow even at higher altitudes which I think is another positive sign, even thow thery're painting this as a bad thing too.
They spin it by saying that when plants start growing in places where they once couldn't they are abandining their lower or more southern homes. But they're not, they are still growing where they always did even more abundantly but now they are growing in places where they never could and are expanding their habitat, isn't this a good thing?
Plus, with the Northern Polar Ice cap gone think how easy it would be to ship goods around the world, and what about off shore drilling off the north coast of Alaska.
When I say "its over" what I mean is our way of life, because if there is this much chatter about the possibility of the North Pole melting, just think what will happen if it actually melts. Then the waling and gnashing of teeth will really kick in and every little thing we do will be taxed to the max. The poor suckers like us that happen to live in a northern region will be taxed out of our homes and our jobs, and we will be forced to move south to trailer homes in Florida.
So pray everyday that the North Pole doesn't melt and that God will continue to give us record cold temperatures to shut these people up.
Comments (3)
I'll back you on the head shaving thing. If the North Pole is gone in September, I'll shave my head as well and post it on my webpage. It is too bad we can't get the alarmist media to back up their libtard stories this way.
Posted by shimauma | July 6, 2008 10:05 AM
Posted on July 6, 2008 10:05
Great, I think shaving our heads is appropriate because the earth would be bald without it's cap.
Posted by Elmer Beaureguard | July 7, 2008 9:32 AM
Posted on July 7, 2008 09:32
Think for a moment about way back in man's history when men were just beginning to become cognizant of what is going on in the world around them. (in an effort to come off as being non sexist, allow me to mention that the women were cognizant all along, they just sat and shook their heads at the menfolk) Then along comes the first autumn, and the leaves turn brown and fall off the trees. Ogg Gore must have gone totally whacko at that point. "We're killing the planet!!!"
No wait, I said cognizant... Oh well, I actually thought I was on to something for a moment there.
*a Georgian Global Weather Cycle believer waves his hand to the fine folks of Minnesota. Send snow!!!
Posted by Bill Schroeder | July 15, 2008 8:22 AM
Posted on July 15, 2008 08:22