By Elmer Beaureguard
Can A Cow Farting In North Dakota Give a Guy In Alalbama a Kidney Stone? Two New Global Warming Studies came out recently that say just that, and no this is not an Onion article.
A new study was released yesterday that says Global Warming will cause a 30 percent increase in kidney stones. And in a related study Cow Farts are causing global warming, so put 2 and 2 together and you have a new kind of Butterfly effect.
If you think about it, a Cow farting is way more impactful than a butterfly flapping it's wings. So from now on I am coining the phrase "Cow Fart Effect". Hopefully you will too.
Here is the original Butterfly Efect according to Wikipedia:
Comments (4)
Actually the kidney stone study came out in May. I documented a response to it here: www.appinsys.com/GlobalWarming/US_KidneyStones.htm Important points (documented in the above link): the southeast US (the kidney stone capital) does not show long-term warming. The kidney stone incidence is corelated to obesity rates.
Posted by Alan Cheetham | July 16, 2008 8:54 PM
Posted on July 16, 2008 20:54
Great post. I suppose I should say in my article that I personally don't believe in the "Cow Fart Effect" I just put it up hoping that people still are smart enough not to believe this cow dung.
Everything seems to be coming down to these 2 statements:
Everything causes global warming
Everything is caused by Global Warming
Posted by elmer | July 16, 2008 9:18 PM
Posted on July 16, 2008 21:18
I'm sure Algore has already invested in a pharmaceutical company that deals with kidney stones.
Posted by Drake | July 17, 2008 9:57 AM
Posted on July 17, 2008 09:57
OK, Gorebull warming enthusiasts, please explain why the vast, thundering herds of BUFFALO that used to live on the great plains failed to produce global warming during the 1000 years they covered an area much larger than North Dakota?
Posted by J. Ewing | July 17, 2008 11:32 AM
Posted on July 17, 2008 11:32